After crashing a Mom’s Day sketch, presidential impersonator James Austin Johnson welcomed his new pick for interim U.S. lawyer for Washington D.C., Jeanine Pirro, performed by “SNL” veteran Cecily Robust.
“Jeanine would be the latest addition to my unimaginable workforce in my administration,” Johnson mentioned.
“And what workforce, Mr. President. I’m so proud to be a part of this group filled with Russian belongings, booze hounds and folks well-known for the little child animals they’ve killed,” Robust replied whereas throwing again a glass of Merlot.
“Oh we love Jeanine. She’s an excellent authorized thoughts, and she or he has an important high quality I search for in a lawyer: She’s on TV,” Johnson’s Trump went on. “She’s on ‘The 5,’ which is a present on Fox, type of like ‘The View.’”
“I’m a Whoopi!” Robust declared.
Reminding everybody of one in every of Trump’s favourite job {qualifications}, he mentioned, “I like hiring folks from Fox Information. All of them do an unimaginable job. Simply take a look at Pete Hegseth, not one mistake.”
“Oh I like Pete Hegseth, he’s my previous consuming buddy,” Robust mentioned of the Secretary of Protection who was previously on “Fox & Mates Weekend.”
As Colin Jost popped in because the scandal-ridden Secretary of Protection, Robust greeted him by spitting wine in his face.
After Jost talked about how the Navy had misplaced not one however two jets from going overboard aircraft carriers, Johnson requested his secretary if the snafus had something to do with rumors of his heavy consuming.
“No, completely not, sir. I promised I’d by no means have a bottle contact my lips, however I do have some information to share,” he mentioned, pulling a flask of whiskey from his jacket. “Earlier than I do, Jeanine, do you wish to take a swig of this?”
Robust slugged down the liquor however ended up sputtering it straight into Jost’s mouth after he informed everybody, “Anyway, I by chance added Kim Jong Un to the group chat.”
Licking his lips, “SNL’s” Hegseth dupe mentioned, “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.”
Watch the complete sketch right here:
